Thou dost proclaim her defeat a bit too soon I think…

18 01 2010

…but the fat lady is starting to warm up for her performance Tuesday night. Most of the liberal pundits are claiming excuses for what seems to be a likely defeat of Martha Coakley tomorrow night, but I warn to take the following steps to keep yourself focused:

1) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT think this is in the bag! Go, vote, then celebrate, but no earlier than 7:00PM please. Make the liberals there think differently. Catch them by surprise.
2) If accosted by someone in a purple shirt or someone from SEIU, or perhaps a Black Panther, smile, wave, accept their literature, claim to be voting for Coakley, go in, vote, and as soon as you pass them and are out of sight, do what you wish with the literature (ie finding the nearest circular file or bonfire would be appropriate, YMMV). Try not to reason why you’re voting against their candidate, as they have proven to be rather unreasonable and sometimes even violent.
3) Do not underestimate the political machine, make sure you take enough people with you, and don’t go alone, take people with you to vote. The probable magic number that the machine can’t just claim a chance of steal the election (allegedly a la Al Franken) is probably as high as 3 to 5 percentage points.

Fail any of these and…

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19 01 2010
Off to Brown HQ in Boston.. « DaTechguy's Blog

[…] also has some good advice: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT think this is in the bag! Go, vote, then celebrate, but no earlier than […]

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